Don’t read books, buy shoes. Urban Outfitters knows what you really wanted, and it wasn’t reading.

Sometimes, Facebook has the best ads.

This, for example, is a real play.

Disco pants let you be a Human Supernova. Minus the probable death that might be included in that.

If you have a lot of tabs open, and it takes you awhile to get back to them, sometimes they’ll completely glitch out before they recover.